(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)


162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings)


*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first


"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"


How it always starts off ;)

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Me smoking my future kid’s shitty weed when I confiscate it

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst


kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel


Words of Emotion


do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

(Source: spacecamps)

(Source: suunflowers-s)

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..

(Source: heyiwantyoutostay)

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones




more relatable?

(Source: cali4nja)